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This is Me and my boyfriend Vince.
We began our relationship a little over 3,000 miles apart. I’m in Florida and he was in Washington - State. We met right here on tumblr. It wasn’t just a follow for follow type of meeting … He was following me while I was holding my Christmas contest and I was having issues at home.
I was having problems with my Mom because she was constantly heckling me about my weight that I got to the point of not even eating at all. I was stressing so much from everything in my life clashing together at high speeds. I let most of it out on tumblr but for some reason I held a lot of it back. And he noticed.
So one day he left me a message saying how he used to have the same problem. Being about 350 pounds a couple of years earlier, he knew how it felt to be ridiculed for your weight. From there he offered to be my friend, to be someone to talk to , someone to help me get through the punches of life.
The first conversation we had was full of undivided listening on my end of the line and on his - a whole lot of advice for life. That night even though he didn’t know me, he made me promise him that I would never give up - no matter how horrible things got.
Every night from then on we talked from sundown to sun up. We talked about everything from superheroes to zombie apocalypses, likes/dislikes, musical preferences to military life.
It wasn’t too fast - it was just right. Call us crazy , but we were in love. We decided our official date would be December 25th, 2010 because that was the day we hit it off. As he was getting ready to go back on base I was getting ready to go back to school. At this point we finally found out how old the other was . He being 21 and I, 16. Honestly, we didn’t care what anybody thought. We were a match made in Heaven.
His parents though.. weren’t so joyful about my age though. But as time progressed , they realized they couldn’t control what he did anymore. This whole time we were all getting ready for him being sent off to Korea in the last week of April. Which is right about this weekend actually. And as some things came up, he got called to his Commander.
We found out Vince wasn’t going to Korea anymore. He was being kicked out of the Air Force due to overmanning in the military. Apparently they kicked out about 4,000 people and he was one of them. He had to make the transition into civilian life. He had to find a place to stay. He chose Florida.
He chose me. It took him a 3 1/2 days drive to get here and about 4 popped tires and a busted finger…. My parents? They decided to take him in for a couple of months until he can save up some more money to rent his own apartment.
Now we sleep 12 feet away from each other every night, for obvious reasons. He drops me off at school and picks me up when he can. He comes into my room when it’s cold and gives me his blanket on top of mine. He gives me kisses when I’m sleepy and massages when I’m sore. We share our slushies and favorite candies. We spend every day together and we are as happy as can be.
3,000 miles to 12 feet. twelve feet.
Distance knows no bounds. Love knows no bounds. If anyone ever tells you that long distance relationships are stupid, tell them about me. Tell them your story. Tell them everything you know about anyone in a long distance relationship. The only reason it will ever break apart is if one person just stops trying , or they change into a person different than who you fell in love with.
Don’t give up just because you’re miles or even hours apart.
An inspiration right here.
wow.
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problemHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =))))
Great success :). Thank you PCs for helping out! This will be the first and last time I will be going to a dance with a girl that I asked. Prom ‘11, here we come.
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Makes me want to hit the road.
